Do you want to hear Gwyneth Paltrow singing Rihanna’s ‘Umbrella’? It’s horrible, by the way.


Gwyneth Paltrow in Glee

More shockingly, it’s a mash-up (mash-up *breathes on window; draws sad face*) of Gwyneth Paltrow singing ‘Umbrella’ and Matthew Morrison singing ‘Singing In The Rain’. And it’s horrible.

And what they’ve done, is take Gwyneth’s voice – which is actually not bad – and put it through the dishwasher so that it sounds like Rihanna’s ie. a hair dryer. It’s all about home appliances in today’s music industry.

It’s horrible.

Then Matthew Morrison pipes up, sounding like a boy on a Disney soundtrack.

It’s horrible.

And then there’s some moron in the background shouting a bunch of words, whilst probably also moving his hands in a quasi-aggressive manner.

It’s horrible.

And it’s all on Glee.

It’s…. oooh, cock!

*pause*

To listen, go here, then put your fingers in your eyes whist simultaneously screaming like this heavyset girl over the break.

httpv://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Evi2OnLjow

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3 comments to “Do you want to hear Gwyneth Paltrow singing Rihanna’s ‘Umbrella’? It’s horrible, by the way.”

  1. Ooooof, ear-bleed.

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  2. She’s quite wishy-washy as an actress (with Oscar? Go figure!!!) and is a fashion disaster at the best of times, so why would anyone let her think she could sing?
    The Brit Awards and Grammies are safe!!!!!

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