James Blunt, who you might remember is a posh twat, has claimed that, during his time in Her Big Majesty’s Armed Forces, he averted World War III be refusing to follow orders to ‘destroy’ 200 Russian soldiers.
Aren’t The Poshes cocky!
James said this during an interview with John Pienaar on Radio *one, two, three…* 5 Live.
We’d give you more details but we just remembered we can’t be bothered. So instead, you can read all about it at the Daily Mail. For which we can’t apologise enough but, much like having to use Tottenham Hale Tube to get to Ikea, sometimes you have to go through the shit to get to the eight-wooden-coat-hangers-for-£2.99.
Suffice it to say, James Blunt? Eleven million albums sold, still got shit teeth. Where’s the sense in that?