Daddy is French. You could pop daddy in your pocket, daddy is such a littl’un. Daddy is quite hot in a short French sort of way.
Yes, it is the fruit of the loins of one Nicolas Sarkozy. And doesn’t he have silky, shiny hair. His name, in case you should like to Facebook friend his arse, is Pierre Sarkozy. He is 25 and is (probably) a bottom. He likes pina coladas and getting caught in the rain. He is not into yoga, he is into champagne.
We think we prefer daddy but if you would like to see Pierre in a tight, eastern European-looking low-slung jean and a shiny shoe like someone might wear in, say, Milan, may we direct you over the jump. Please don’t ladder your tights…