These two ARE engaged! And we don’t have a thing to wear. Fat! Fat! Fat!


Here they are! The happy couple! Officially engaged and to be married next year!

Clarence House said: ‘The Prince of Wales is delighted to announce the engagement of Prince William to Miss Catherine Middleton.’ Told you!

Some background details you may need: 1). The couple have been together eight years. 2). The Daily Cunt loves the idea that she doesn’t work, but she does (a friend popped into her family’s business recently and she was sweeping up, or somesuch) 3). She can carry off really big hats 4). He can’t. 5). They got engaged in October in Kenya. 6). The wedding happens in spring or summer next year, which is nice clothes-wise.

*starts sewing bunting*

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4 comments to “These two ARE engaged! And we don’t have a thing to wear. Fat! Fat! Fat!”

  1. Is he gone a bit tubby? Who’s the fit blonde going in for a fud munch?She should marry him.

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  2. But she won’t get to live in Wales if she just marries the boat boy!

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  3. Prince of Whales more like. She’s had the best of him. Now he’s just gonna be a fatty baldy vadge drier. Poor bitch.

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  4. He can dry my vadge any day of the week.

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