If you look closely, Peter Andre off-of shit in every conceivable way, is wearing a t-shirt that has padding here, here and here. That is because the t-shirt is in fact a Max Core, which enhances the male physique. Or, in Peter’s case, the physique. It makes your tits bigger and your stomach smaller. And if you wear one, you’ll probably look like a twat. As evidenced up here, though to be fair – and we’re nothing if not fair – Peter Andre looks like a twat whatever he’s wearing. He’s amazing like that! He even gets paid.
What we really like about this picture is that the ladies flanking PAndre – variously being described on the Daily Cunt as ‘scantily clad’ – are not wearing tops and you can even seen one of their tits. How nice is that?
Peter’s hair also looks Blu-Tacked on. And the hands. Jeesh.