Everyone knows that the great thing about having an iPhone is not the ability to watch The Hills on the 134 bus into town or the opportunity to pick up bum chums on Grindr as that bus weaves its way through Kentish Town towards Camden. Nor is its main selling point iTunes, iBooks or an app that allows you to see how well hung things are with a spirit level.
No, the main boon to having an iPhone is that you can use it to take a photo of yourself in the mirror and load it on the Guys with iPhones site. And then people can vote for you and then, if you win like this guy here did (please don’t make us find out his name) you get a free iPhone. Which presumably you’ve already got.
Technology is making whores out of all of us. That’s not a complaint, by the way.