Katie Waissel’s gran is a hooker? How fantastic is that!


Katie Waissel, hair

First of all, Paije ‘an even gayer Luther Vandross’ is out of The X Factor.

Second of all, Katie’s hair.

Third and fourth of all, Katie’s gran is apparently a hooker. She is 81, charges £250 a pop (or not, as the case may be. We can’t be everywhere all of the time), she goes by the prossie moniker of Cecilia Bird, and these are her stats.

‘I wasn’t going to tell the rest of the family because I didn’t want to upset them,’ said Sheila Vogel-Coup (that’s a moneyed name if ever we’ve heard one). ‘This is going to be very bad for me. You’ve put me in a really bad stink.’

And we weren’t going to go down this route but, oh, well, fuck it… Wayne Rooney’s frothing at the fanny as we speak.

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2 comments to “Katie Waissel’s gran is a hooker? How fantastic is that!”

  1. Those prices seem rather steep, don’t they?

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  2. For those prices Granny’s going back to work.

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