When she’s not shooting animals or patting her slutty daughters on the back for getting knocked up or throwing homophobic abuse around online, Sarah Palin finds the time to write (probably with her tongue in the corner of her mouth as she really concentrates hard on those words) about Barack Obama being the homosexual black Muslim cross-dressing communist he really is.
In a new book (which probably comes with pictures for the hard of thinking), she plays that most tiresome of cards, patriotism.
What the world needs now, according to Slut Mom, are Presidents ‘who are not embarrassed by America, who see our country’s flaws but also its greatness…’ Music starts playing… ‘leaders who are proud to be Americans…’ Louder! Louder! ‘…,and are proud of her every day…’ LOUDER! ‘…not just when their chosen ones are winning elections.’ Altogether now, ‘Tomorrow belongs, tomorrow belongs, tomorrow belongs to meeeeeee!’