He’s also in Dolce & Gabbana schmutter. We say Dolce & Gabbana schmutter, he’s actually mostly in a whole load of hair. And a bunch of keys. (He’s a lesbian now?)
There’s a reason behind all of this. Which may surprise you. There’s a book, see. Called Uomini which, according to our man who translates from Italian to English (never vice versa. Never) who is on the payroll, means ‘Men’. And he’s forcing us to believe it.
Uomini is a book featuring……… no, it’s gone. Anyway, Uomini features pictures of Tony Ward (told you!), David Gandy, Noah Mills and some others gentlemen callers in Dolce & Gabbana underschmutter. Not only can you buy this book, but the money goes towards Project Euploos, which aims to archive and put online the entire Gabinetto Disegni e Stampe degli Uffizi art collection from the Uffizi Museum in Florence. Try saying all that when you’re licking the frost off the windows because it tastes of beer.
The David Gandy and Noah Mills ones are over the jump. It’s true.