Cliff Richard is flying off the shelves. Not literally, but literally!


Cliff Richard topless calendar

Cliff Richards off-of bumming has proven very popular this year.

His calendar – you could almost say his calendar for 2011 – is the biggest hit in the Calendar Hit Parade, and is outselling all his skanky rivals. Including underage lesbian crooner (we’ll be the judge of that) Justin Bieber. Who gives us the creeps even without looking at him. No wonder he’s a hit with eleven-year-olds.

Cheryl Cole’s 2011 calendar is the biggest selling out of the womenseses. Which is really boring so we’ll stop there.

Cliffings is 70.

S’true.

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4 comments to “Cliff Richard is flying off the shelves. Not literally, but literally!”

  1. Congratulations, Dame Cliffy! Your still Bold as Brass. Let’s share some Mistletoe and Wine and read from scripture with you live in ex-priest “roommate”. Please Don’t Tease you livin’ lovin’ doll. You were my schoolboy crush, the next time it’ll be me bachelor boy takes on a summer holiday On the Beach to his Barbados retreat. Hey Mr Dream Maker, miss you nights. Want to hear you say Daddy’s home.

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  2. I take it you’re a fan then, Sylv?

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  3. We Don’t Talk Anymore.

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  4. I hope he doesn’t Carrie on for much longer.

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