Cliff Richards off-of bumming has proven very popular this year.
His calendar – you could almost say his calendar for 2011 – is the biggest hit in the Calendar Hit Parade, and is outselling all his skanky rivals. Including underage lesbian crooner (we’ll be the judge of that) Justin Bieber. Who gives us the creeps even without looking at him. No wonder he’s a hit with eleven-year-olds.
Cheryl Cole’s 2011 calendar is the biggest selling out of the womenseses. Which is really boring so we’ll stop there.
Cliffings is 70.