We knew we’d seen that cock somewhere before. Just knew!


Thom Evans naked

If the cut of this gennelman caller’s jib has you reaching for your pocket-sized ‘Cocks off-of The Famouses’ – which fits into your life as well as your anus – and flicking right through to page 37, then you’ll be forgiven. Because we’ve had call to point and stare at this caller’s downstairs jib before.

He is *drum roll; switches face to ‘anticipation’ look* Thom Evans off-of rugby penis.

*cheers; claps; cheers; sniffs a popper; cheers*

And the reason he has *turns to page 19 of journalistic cliches* hit the headlines once more, is that he may or may not be stepping out with Kelly Brook. Who knows a jib when she sees one. The evidence is over the jump paid for entirely by bumming.


Kelly Brook and Thom Evans

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4 comments to “We knew we’d seen that cock somewhere before. Just knew!”

  1. *licks lips*

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  2. I normally don’t go for the too-big-around-the-tits sort of bloke, but I’ll make an exception this time.

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  3. Aw, he’s bought her a rose!

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  4. […] is real life evidence of Thom Evans’ penis here, here and here (segue: he is Chris Evan’s cousin. As in the orange fella off-of breakfast, […]

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