The Daily Star says Katie Price off-of Jordan off-of cunt off-of and c) and d), is divorcing the boxer chap. Though they’ll probably squeeze in another blessing before the decree nisi.
However, seeing as any normal toilet-goer doesn’t believe a single word that comes out of Katie Price’s arse/mouth/flange/hair, that headline might as well have just read ‘Katie Price’.
In other news, Peter Andre off-of fame-whore has apparently been taken to hospital with stomach pains. Neither have we. But he made sure that the ambulance man (or woman! We’re not racists!) did a circuit before shoving him up the back. After all, there’s nothing worse that not being able to see the person who’s being put into the ambulance.