Tis the season for ads for smellies across London’s glittering tellyboxes and, natch, Britney Spears off-of skank has a bunch of odoury water to flog to The Gullibles. Which is a show currently in production for BBC3.
The premise behind Radiance is that some skank off the street goes into a room with lots of shine and candles and Sarah Palin is sat there with her crystal ball and asks some skank, ‘Do you want me to tell you the future?’ or somesuch (please don’t make us watch it again) and some skank goes, ‘No cunty! I make my own destiny! Right?’ (please don’t make us watch it again) and off she trots, to make her own destiny.
Someone got paid a lot of money to come up with that.
And then, just before you think you’ve seen her entire range, Britney has a stroke. It’s anything for a bit of attention with girls these days. Next she’ll be having a dump.