The WikiLeaks thing. It keeps a-leakin’. And now we all know the ‘senior royal’ who has put the ‘special relationship’ with the ‘United States’ under strain owing to his ‘cocky’ and ‘rude’ comments is Prince ‘Andrew’.
*whole world falls off chair simultaneously*
And his big bobby dazzler? ‘The Americans don’t understand geography.’
*whole world falls off chair simultaneously, having only just got up again*
And he said it to the US ambassador to Kyrgyzstan. Where the fuck’s that?
In a Hyatt hotel! What’s one of those? Etc.
We – and we use the Royal We in this circumstance – were once at a dinner with Prince Andrew (again, this isn’t showing off. It’s just showing off) and asked him, ‘How often do you call your mother?’ And they reckon Piers Morgan is the one who ‘dares to ask the questions’.
Anyway, it’s all a bit like when you’re pissed and start putting comments on Facebook. It never would have happened in The Krays’ day! You could leave your back door open then and everything. If you’re lucky, a bit of surprise sex might’ve been on the cards.
People don’t know they’re born.