Any show with ‘OMG!’ in the title needs a swift kick up the cunt. As does the presenter of said show. (AKA ‘When will the lambs stop screaming? Part 3’)


Peaches Geldof shopping

We’ll give you half a guess as to who the presenter of ‘OMG! Totally Peaches’ is.

RiiiiiGHT?!

And we’ll give you one third of a guess as to which TV channel is churning out said bollocky bollocks.

(ITV2. To be fair you could have been wasting your time with Channel 5 or CBS Drama or something.)

RiiiiiGHT?!

And the Partying Potato (TM)’s role on said show called ‘OMG! Totally Peaches’? She’s an agony aunt.

Which is like Kylie hosting a show on what it’s like being normal sized or her sister sitting as a judge on a show about singing.

‘I’m so excited,’ said the Partying Potato (TM), with a rising intonation that makes you want to kick 379 shades of shit out of her. ‘I can’t wait to find out what’s on the minds of young people today.’

No need for a show to find that out. It’s a variation on, ‘Peaches Geldof is a talentless, pointless, irritating as crabs (pubic), lumpen chuff.’

Ask anyone.

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6 comments to “Any show with ‘OMG!’ in the title needs a swift kick up the cunt. As does the presenter of said show. (AKA ‘When will the lambs stop screaming? Part 3’)”

  1. Peaches and another of ITV2’s ‘talent’, Fearne Cotton… can we nuke them both in one go?

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  2. Love the strategically placed bag, too. Is that supposed to class her up a bit? Cause it isn’t.

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  3. To carryon the silence of the lambs reference…..People and I use the term loosely like the Pixie and Peaches are the reason there are serial killers.

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  4. Is it too late to abort?
    Abort abort abort?

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  5. Whyyyyyy does this troll still get so much publicity. The only photo that I want to see of her is a mug shot!!!
    D&G must be thrilled with that publicity shot?!?!
    Ugh!!!!

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  6. D&G should be grateful for any publicity at all really given that they produce the same rubbishy old tat year after year…. that said i still think ‘The Potato’ is a criminal waste of air and skin. her very public fall is to be expected and enjoyed by us all very soon i hope.

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