We’ll give you half a guess as to who the presenter of ‘OMG! Totally Peaches’ is.
And we’ll give you one third of a guess as to which TV channel is churning out said bollocky bollocks.
(ITV2. To be fair you could have been wasting your time with Channel 5 or CBS Drama or something.)
And the Partying Potato (TM)’s role on said show called ‘OMG! Totally Peaches’? She’s an agony aunt.
Which is like Kylie hosting a show on what it’s like being normal sized or her sister sitting as a judge on a show about singing.
‘I’m so excited,’ said the Partying Potato (TM), with a rising intonation that makes you want to kick 379 shades of shit out of her. ‘I can’t wait to find out what’s on the minds of young people today.’
No need for a show to find that out. It’s a variation on, ‘Peaches Geldof is a talentless, pointless, irritating as crabs (pubic), lumpen chuff.’