There are three things wrong with this picture. No, four.
Firstly, Geri Halliwell is re-launching her solo career. Not the picture’s fault, sure, but heavens to Betsy, f-why?
Or, as we put it when interviewing her, ‘What was it like being known as the Spice Girl who couldn’t sing?’
(She almost cried.)
Secondly, this picture shows Geri Halliwell off-of mad as a box of hair, posing for her 2011 calendar in Miami last week. Cutting it a bit fine, aren’t we Geri?
3) Geri Halliwell’s ‘comeback’ single is thought to be a cover version of a classic track.
*breathes on chilly window as snow falls behind; draws sad face; then a Christmas tree to make it timely*
In more horrific news, Geri Halliwell is also apparently ‘working with a new girl group’, thought to be Belle Amie (we’ll be the judge of that) off-of bunch of girls dressed like hookers off-of The X Factory.
And our final tit-bit is one of those titty bits that are just totally made up to fill space/the whole of Grazia magazine:
Geri Halliwell off-of George and Kenny apparently called David and Victoria Beckham to ask them what their favourite songs of all time are. Presumably so she can rip them new arseholes.