The 2011 Grammy nominations. You know you’re on a hiding to bollocks when Justin Bieber is nominated for Best New Artist (we’ll be the judge of that, etc.)


Justin Bieber Grammy Awards 2011

And when Katy Perry is nominated for Album of the Year. And Best Female Pop Vocal Performance (we’ll be the judge of that).

And in willful ignorance of anyone we’ve never heard of, Goldfrapp and Sade are in there somewhere. As are Florence and the Machine, presumably for ruining ‘You Got The Love’.

Full list after the jump, with the shit ones no-one cares about edited out.

Record of the Year

NOTHIN’ ON YOU – B.o.B Featuring Bruno Mars
LOVE THE WAY YOU LIE – Eminem Featuring Rihanna
F*** YOU – Cee Lo Green
EMPIRE STATE OF MIND – Jay-Z & Alicia Keys
NEED YOU NOW – Lady Antebellum

Album of the Year

THE SUBURBS – Arcade Fire
RECOVERY – Eminem
NEED YOU NOW – Lady Antebellum
THE FAME MONSTER – Lady Gaga
TEENAGE DREAM – Katy Perry

Song of the Year

BEG STEAL OR BORROW – Ray LaMontagne, songwriter (Ray LaMontagne And The Pariah Dogs)
F*** YOU – Cee Lo Green, Philip Lawrence & Bruno Mars, songwriters (Cee Lo Green)
THE HOUSE THAT BUILT ME – Tom Douglas & Allen Shamblin, songwriters (Miranda Lambert)
LOVE THE WAY YOU LIE – Alexander Grant, Holly Hafferman & Marshall Mathers, songwriters (Eminem Featuring Rihanna)
NEED YOU NOW – Dave Haywood, Josh Kear, Charles Kelley & Hillary Scott, songwriters (Lady Antebellum)

Best New Artist

JUSTIN BIEBER
DRAKE
FLORENCE & THE MACHINE
MUMFORD & SONS
ESPERANZA SPALDING

Best Female Pop Vocal Performance

KING OF ANYTHING – Sara Bareilles
HALO (LIVE) – Beyoncé
CHASING PIRATES – Norah Jones
BAD ROMANCE – Lady Gaga
TEENAGE DREAM – Katy Perry

Best Male Pop Vocal Performance

HAVEN’T MET YOU YET – Michael Bublé
THIS IS IT – Michael Jackson
WHATAYA WANT FROM ME – Adam Lambert
JUST THE WAY YOU ARE – Bruno Mars
HALF OF MY HEART – John Mayer

Best Pop Performance by a Duo or Group with Vocals

DON’T STOP BELIEVIN’ (REGIONALS VERSION) – Glee Cast
MISERY – Maroon 5
THE ONLY EXCEPTION – Paramore
BABYFATHER – Sade
HEY, SOUL SISTER (LIVE) – Train

Best Pop Vocal Album

MY WORLD 2.0 – Justin Bieber
I DREAMED A DREAM – Susan Boyle
THE FAME MONSTER – Lady Gaga
BATTLE STUDIES – John Mayer
TEENAGE DREAM – Katy Perry

Best Dance Recording

ROCKET – Goldfrapp
IN FOR THE KILL – La Roux
DANCE IN THE DARK – Lady Gaga
ONLY GIRL (IN THE WORLD) – Rihanna
DANCING ON MY OWN – Robyn

Best Traditional Pop Vocal Album

CRAZY LOVE – Michael Bublé
THE GREATEST LOVE SONGS OF ALL TIME – Barry Manilow
LET IT BE ME: MATHIS IN NASHVILLE – Johnny Mathis
FLY ME TO THE MOON…THE GREAT AMERICAN SONGBOOK: VOLUME V – Rod Stewart
LOVE IS THE ANSWER – Barbra Streisand

Best Solo Rock Vocal Performance

RUN BACK TO YOUR SIDE – Eric Clapton
CROSSROADS – John Mayer
HELTER SKELTER – Paul McCartney
SILVER RIDER – Robert Plant
ANGRY WORLD – Neil Young

Best Rock Performance by a Duo or Group with Vocals

READY TO START – Arcade Fire
I PUT A SPELL ON YOU – Jeff Beck & Joss Stone
TIGHTEN UP – The Black Keys
RADIOACTIVE – Kings Of Leon
RESISTANCE – Muse

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  1. That Justin Bieber seems like a sweet girl, but I’m sure she was miming on the X-Factor the other night.

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