Eugene Delgaudio, apart from being a closet homosexual (baby, prove it!) and desperately unhappy (baby, prove it!) and mad (baby, prove it!) and keeping lube in his left pocket (baby, prove it!), is a Republican politician and an official on the Loudoun County Board of Supervisors in the US state of Virginia. Queen Victoria would be spinning in her grave!
He’s obsessed by homosexuals.
He (and we use that term loosely) is president of the faith-based conservative (you don’t say!) Public Advocate organisation, whose sole purpose in life is to bring down the gays.
Public Advocate offers, and we quote, ‘strong and vocal opposition’ against equal rights, hate crime legislation, pro-choice legislation and funding of the arts (natch).
And his latest bee in his bonnet (which he wears just so) are those pat downs you get in airports. You know, to stop people bringing knives and bombs and tiny little homosexuals on board.
‘It’s the federal employee’s version of the Gay Bill of Special Rights. That means the next TSA official that gives you an “enhanced pat down” could be a practicing homosexual secretly getting pleasure from your submission.’
We’re laughing so hard our anuses are crying.
Oh, and these are his fundraising/getting-stupid-people-to-give-him-money tactics to fight the Radical Homosexuals.
And when Eugene is not frothing at the fanny over the Radical Homosexuals, he’s getting noshed off down Terminal Five (baby, prove it!).