Oh look, and there she is! We’d do a Circle of Shame thing around her head, a la Heat magazine (do they still do that?) but we can’t be arsed.
Arses. Now we’re talking.
This could be any boy in Next underwear jumping into the ocean, but it is in fact Robert Pattinson off-of inexplicably dating that miserable trout Kristen 'you're a multi-millionairess, smile' Stewart jumping into the ocean.,