Look at Alison Goldfrapp off-of j’adore attending the glittering premiere of Tron the Second in London’s glittering Glittering London last night, dressed in clothes and her hair all done.
Her camel is less hoof than hump but… Oh, no, that’s it. Were you expecting more?
We’d drop trou’ and take a bow at this point but seeing as that’s not her flavour of the muff right now, we’ll just stroke kittens.
And we managed to write that entire story without a single reference to her lesbianism.
We should be winning awards.