Oh look, it’s that bird off Glee and that bloke off thingy, and the bloke off thingy’s got magic powers.


I Am Number Four: Alex Pettyfer and Dianna Agron

There’s not much in life we like more than people with magic powers. We’ve even been known to discriminate.

Which is why (nice segue, eh?) this film, I Am Number Four (we’ll be the judge of that) is giving us chufties. Give it time and we might be frothing at the fanny.

It is about some bloke with hair who’s wanted by baddies and goes on the run. Why didn’t anyone think of this before?

*points*

And he has magic powers.

*again, points*

And he lives in some shithole in the middle of nowhere (Ohio).

Smallville?

*points, for longer this time*

The trailer for I Am Number Four is after the break/jump/fissure and tells you everything you need to know. (Why didn’t anyone think of this before?) It is also where you wll find pictures of Alex Pettyfer (came to us eventually) in less clothes.

ps. Some people are superhuman. Get over it!



Alex Pettyfer naked


Alex Pettyfer in pants

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  1. so, not much cockage then…?

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  2. but enough crap tattooage. Why? Oh why oh why do they do it?

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  3. […] another one with that bloke off thingy, and it’s a ‘re-imagination’ of Beauty and the Beast. And we’re just not […]

  4. Nice body but not much of a package

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