He is called Brendon Villega and he was on Big Brother in London’s glittering United States.
*makes a note of that*
He is 30, he probably eschews candyfloss, and once upon a time he went on Skype to flick his bean.
We’re going to ease you into this, first of all with a picture of him topless, then with the cock shot. Which is all the easing anyone really needs.
And it’s one of those NSFW jobbies. But who in their right minds would want to work there anyway?
It's that time of the day when we look at the penis belonging to someone we've never heard of but who has been on the telly so we can legitimately point and stare. ,