Every, ooh, we’d say year, there is this thing in Boston called the Boston Santa Speedo Run, which does exactly what it says in the lining of your Speedos which you have cut out so everyone can get a better look at your VPL.
See, told you Christmas was gay! Virgin Mary? Total Fag Hag. Baby Jesus? Greedy bottom. Joseph? Joe if he liked the cut of your jib, etc.
*points at continues button*