You’ll recall the Christian couple who refused to allow some dirty gays to soil their pristine Christian home (despite the fact that it was and probably still is a public Bed & Breakfast, erm, facility) with dirty gayness. That’s them there. They’re big fans of beige.
Well, now there seems to be some suggestion that the homosexualists that turned up on the doorstep of their Bed & Breakfast bold as brass demanding, erm, bed and breakfast were wily gays bent on trouble. Apparently, Stonewall had contacted the landlord and ladyship to remind them of new equality laws and as these wily gays were members of Stonewall we can only assume the work of Beelzebub himself.
‘We accept that the Bible is the holy living word of God and we endeavour to follow that,’ said B&B landlady Mrs. Bull (you couldn’t make this shit up!), though she’s obviously a stranger to the part in Leviticus – right before the gay bit actually – that bans the wearing of fabrics woven of more than one type of thread. Polycottons are as much of an abomination as faggotry, Mrs. Bull, love. It’s the holy living word of God himself. Follow that!
As for the argument that It’s Their Home… well, it’s also their money-making business. And if you’re open for business, you have to be open for business to everyone. Even the gays! And if you don’t like that, close up shop and get a job down Bootses, where, we warn you, gays are known to shop!