He’s just so earnest.


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This story was going to be about Tom Cruise’s cock. But seeing as there doesn’t appear to be much to work with, it’ll just be about Tom Cruise being a cock.

‘But I still get a Christmas card from him every year!’ exclaimed a friend, who gets a Christmas card from him every year. ‘We get a Christmas card from Dominos Pizza every year,’ we responded.

But seeing as we’ve thrown down the gauntlet with our showing off, we get a Christmas card from Julio Iglesias every year!

*smiles*

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4 comments to “He’s just so earnest.”

  1. I, frankly, would love to get a Christmas card from Julio every year. Jealous, much?
    Tom on the other hand? Pfff..

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  2. I wish he’d stop being out in that bloody vest all the time. He’s been out in just that vest doing that stupid film for months now. Put something on already, you saggy titted hippy.

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  3. My Christmas card from Julio is signed the same way every year….
    To all the girls who cared for me
    Who filled my nights with ecstasy
    They live within my heart
    I’ll always be a part
    Of all the girls I’ve loved before
    Kisses and lots of latin loving,
    Fondly fondling you JULIO

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  4. …enough to make you hurlio.

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