George Michael is a greedy bottom.
He’s also appearing as a judge on American X Factor.
Lesser blogs would have used exclamation marks there.
And on this side of The Pond (oof), Michael McIntyre is to be a judge on Britain’s Got Talent. We’ll be the judge of that. He’s a comedian. We’ll be the judge of that. The panel, on Britain’s Got Talent, is therefore David Hasselhoff, Amanda Holden, and Michael McIntyre. Which is one of the most depressing collection of words we’ve ever seen.
We just watered our Christmas poinsettia. Which was funnier than anything Michael McIntyre has ever said or done.
You’re not supposed to over-water!