Top tip to retailers: don’t piss off the man who has control of your lights. That’s what happened over at ‘top people’s store’ Harrods, where a top person or, come to that, an English person not on his holidays up big London would ever step shoe.
The man in charge of the lights (we give you that, Harrods: the lights is good) was sacked for drinking whiskey or something – if a person can’t have a nip at work on a cold day, we don’t know what things are coming to – and decided to barricade himself in the control room and let his former employers know what he really felt.
Which happened to chime with what most people in the street felt.
Just one thing, now that Harrods no longer belongs to the Al Fayed character, is that shrine to his darling son Dodo and Diana still in the basement? Just asking…
Fuck off Harrods! We couldn't have put it better ourselves!,