It’s a rag, tag and bobtail of celebutards on this year’s Skates on Ice!


Mum really has gone to Iceland in the shape and form of Kerry Katona who appears in the up-and-coming (we’ll be the judge of that) of ITV ‘favourite’ Skates on Ice.

And what a line-up it is! Among the real famous people are Vanilla Ice (Ice! Get it?) and Angela Rippon. Then there’s Denise Welsh off-of Loose Women and Ashley fresh from his death on Coronation Street. Oh, and Craig McLahlan off-of Neighbours. Or was it Home and Away? Or Prisoner Cell Block H? Or Sons and Daughters? Or Skippy the Bush Kangaroo? One of those.

Then, way down at the bottom of the barrel, is someone who once did footballers, someone who once did someone off-of Big Brother and someone who is the daughter of two people who sometimes leave Tescos without strictly speaking paying for the champagnes they have selected.

Telly, you’ve got to love it.

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9 comments to “It’s a rag, tag and bobtail of celebutards on this year’s Skates on Ice!”

  1. UGH! Denice Wench. Famewhore gobshyte. Second from right though I can tell you for free. It’s not a Jan Leeming.

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  2. It’s the daughter of the two people who sometimes leave Tesco without strictly speaking paying for the champagnes they have selected that makes my blood boil. Literally. Makes it boil.

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  3. I used to fancy Craig McLachlan something chronic when I were a lad. I wonder if he’s still got ‘it’?

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  4. Caucasian skates were so last year. And shirley you mean ‘cellulite-ards’?

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  5. Craig McLachlan used to wear dungarees with no shirt.

    *Completes*

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  6. I used to fancy craig too when i was at school. And I met him. And he gave me and my mate a hug and a kiss when we had our pics taken with him.. Nice. Two very happy 16 y/o gay boys!

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  7. Lordy! http://www.news.com.au/common/imagedata/0,,5326061,00.jpg

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  8. Is that you in that picture kinell has linked to, Nolan Sister?

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  9. No. I was just a poor little black girl from the Brewster projects in Detroit Michigan then….

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