Mum really has gone to Iceland in the shape and form of Kerry Katona who appears in the up-and-coming (we’ll be the judge of that) of ITV ‘favourite’ Skates on Ice.
And what a line-up it is! Among the real famous people are Vanilla Ice (Ice! Get it?) and Angela Rippon. Then there’s Denise Welsh off-of Loose Women and Ashley fresh from his death on Coronation Street. Oh, and Craig McLahlan off-of Neighbours. Or was it Home and Away? Or Prisoner Cell Block H? Or Sons and Daughters? Or Skippy the Bush Kangaroo? One of those.
Then, way down at the bottom of the barrel, is someone who once did footballers, someone who once did someone off-of Big Brother and someone who is the daughter of two people who sometimes leave Tescos without strictly speaking paying for the champagnes they have selected.
Telly, you’ve got to love it.