This is David Beckham in a real life reconstruction of Whitney Houston’s crack den, getting another something-or-other doodled onto his body for no other reason than he just can’t stop. We know. We’ve sat through Clueless 73 times. If this was tomorrow, 74.
His new tattoo – we’re sure there’s a slang term for this but really, what’s the point? – took Victoria six hours to Etch-a-Sketch onto her husband, during which point someone somewhere designed the entire Victoria Beckham Autumn/Winter 2011/2012 range. Brand Beckham… never knowingly not working.
And we’re sure the bonnet is poignant somewhere, somehow.
It's an austerity Christmas for the Beckhams as Victoria doodles a new tattoo on David's chest.,