Royal weddings are like buses.


Zara Phillips and Mike Tindall engaged

They’re not like buses at all. We just needed a title that wasn’t ‘Zara Phillips is engaged; much like her cousin William’.

So Buckingham Palace has announced that Zara Phillips off-of no royal title is getting married to her gentleman caller rugby-playing friend Mike Tindall.

We have a lot of time for Zara Phillips, so much so we’ve been known to wait. She has luminous skin and is kind to trees.

We also sat opposite her brother on the Tube once. It was the highlight of that day.

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One comment to “Royal weddings are like buses.”

  1. congrats…….live happily-for-ever-after……bye

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