Honestly, some people are such killjoys. Look at this anti-Christmas poster from the home of ‘no fun’. In a witty retelling of the famous 12 Days of Christmas Song, Muslims at the crazy end of the spectrum have come up with, ‘On the first day of Christmas, my true love gave to me an STD’. OK, that’s quite funny (and you know these folks would just love an STD, well the S bit of it).
Then comes rape (only happens in Christian communities, apparently), teenage pregnancies, abortion, raves (what’s wrong with raves all of a sudden?), claiming God has a son (what, like claiming there’s a God isn’t mad enough?), blasphemy (don’t have any truck with it!), exploitation, promiscuity (can’t get enough of it!), night clubs (the work of Beelzebub himself!), crime (like bombing stuff?), paedophilia (come on!), paganism, domestic violence (erm… do we really need to go there?)… blah, blah… alcohol, drugs. Finally, we get to the true spirit of Christmas!
MPs (nice ones!) and anti-racist activists (nice ones!) have said the posters are offensive and have demanded they be ripped down. We actually couldn’t give a rat’s cunt about what these nutcases think. Just pass the Tia Maria and take your pants off.