God, you are so totally missing the point of Christmas…


Honestly, some people are such killjoys. Look at this anti-Christmas poster from the home of ‘no fun’. In a witty retelling of the famous 12 Days of Christmas Song, Muslims at the crazy end of the spectrum have come up with, ‘On the first day of Christmas, my true love gave to me an STD’. OK, that’s quite funny (and you know these folks would just love an STD, well the S bit of it).

Then comes rape (only happens in Christian communities, apparently), teenage pregnancies, abortion, raves (what’s wrong with raves all of a sudden?), claiming God has a son (what, like claiming there’s a God isn’t mad enough?), blasphemy (don’t have any truck with it!), exploitation, promiscuity (can’t get enough of it!), night clubs (the work of Beelzebub himself!), crime (like bombing stuff?), paedophilia (come on!), paganism, domestic violence (erm… do we really need to go there?)… blah, blah… alcohol, drugs. Finally, we get to the true spirit of Christmas!

MPs (nice ones!) and anti-racist activists (nice ones!) have said the posters are offensive and have demanded they be ripped down. We actually couldn’t give a rat’s cunt about what these nutcases think. Just pass the Tia Maria and take your pants off.

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9 comments to “God, you are so totally missing the point of Christmas…”

  1. I had to wait until the 12th day to get my STD. It was the 12th day of Ramalamadingdong or whatever. Got stoned at Mecca too!

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  2. Oh I am so offended.. the gays arent mentioned at all! ..not very festive if you ask me..

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  3. Without wishing to sound like a Nataional Front nana, if they find the west so unappealing why don’t they relocate? I bloody well would if I found myself in Saudi.

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  4. Hmm.. this poster leaves me a little wanting. Now I stare at my sparkly christmas tree straddled by a lithe angel and all I see is a threadbare twig. My life will not be complete until I am trimming my tree with the charming festive baubles shown in this poster.

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  5. I am so swapping my tinsel for barbed wire next year.

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  6. Arf! The 3rd bell says ‘Rave’s. Heh heh heh…*squit* ‘Ooh’.

    Anyways, I lived in Dubai for a spell and the bloody hypocrites have Christmas decs in every SINGLE shop. All over the…err…shop.

    At ramadamadingdong we all got Mohammered.

    Oh stop me before I win an award already….

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  7. It’s the design of the poster that I find more worrying than anything. Is this what we’re in for when the Muslims get in?

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  8. Paedophilia on one side, domestic violence on t’other – what did us pagans ever do to the muslims? I thought they were complaining about the evils of CHRISTmas…

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  9. and yet if someone put up a poster making the same observations about the more unpleasant and questionable aspects of Islam, there’d be cars flipped and burning and rocks through windows and fatahs all ’round. I’m with Peseta: I truly-uly loathe sounding like the NFers and Xtian Fundies, but hell–go live someplace that doesn’t offend your delicate sensibilities then.

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