‘Run! Get the hell out of there! Leave your valuables! Don’t worry that there is a scented candle – mmm, cimmanon! – burning really near a highly flammable curtain… Just GET THE FUCK OUT!’


Above you have an agony-style question as put to leading Christian light (so around 40W), Pat Robertson (no relation to B.A. Robertson or even the jam. Or is that Robinson’s?)

His advice… think ‘What would Jesus have done?’ (he doesn’t say that exactly, but that is kind of the general advice when it comes to our Christian brothers and sisters – not that we have any) And what Jesus would have done, basically, apparently, is SCARPER! Sidebar: what is it with straight blokes that if a gay man says so much as, ‘Would you step off the hem of my evening gown!’ they think that they are trying to get in their palazzo pants?

Oh, and in a second question, a good Christian lady says that her husband no longer wants to fuck her ragged. What is wrong? What would Jesus do? Could it be that she has grown fat and ugly and no one clinging on to even residual sight would do the deed? No. The answer, of course, is that her husband is clearly gay and that she should SCARPER!

Get some handy advice from Mr. R in video format over the jump. He’s ever so good…httpv://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tQS0BKV3NxQ&feature=player_embedded

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4 comments to “‘Run! Get the hell out of there! Leave your valuables! Don’t worry that there is a scented candle – mmm, cimmanon! – burning really near a highly flammable curtain… Just GET THE FUCK OUT!’”

  1. The advice should obviously be let him fuck you hard and find your g-spot then stop having sex with your wife until she gets the message and I tell her to leave you… No fuss, no worry.

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  2. Let’s take advice from a man who’s first child was conceived out of wedlock. SINNER! Oh, he is a man of Jesus so it’s ok. Thought that that was a sin in the Bible like bumming or turning your wife into a pillar of Salt. What did God turn into pepper so there would be condiments for the Last Supper?

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  3. I wouldn’t trust this asshole to tell me if it was raining, let alone give me guidance on anything else. The sooner his reputation is shattered by being found dead from drug-induced heart failure in the bed of an underage, illegal immigrant rent-boy, the better.

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  4. Like in Cage Aux Folles!

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