Above you have an agony-style question as put to leading Christian light (so around 40W), Pat Robertson (no relation to B.A. Robertson or even the jam. Or is that Robinson’s?)
His advice… think ‘What would Jesus have done?’ (he doesn’t say that exactly, but that is kind of the general advice when it comes to our Christian brothers and sisters – not that we have any) And what Jesus would have done, basically, apparently, is SCARPER! Sidebar: what is it with straight blokes that if a gay man says so much as, ‘Would you step off the hem of my evening gown!’ they think that they are trying to get in their palazzo pants?
Oh, and in a second question, a good Christian lady says that her husband no longer wants to fuck her ragged. What is wrong? What would Jesus do? Could it be that she has grown fat and ugly and no one clinging on to even residual sight would do the deed? No. The answer, of course, is that her husband is clearly gay and that she should SCARPER!
Get some handy advice from Mr. R in video format over the jump. He’s ever so good…httpv://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tQS0BKV3NxQ&feature=player_embedded