Now you get why you’d want to have Chad White front up your fragrance. Nice looking lad! And you even understand why you’d want to call it Splash. You know, fresh! Splash it all over!
But why you would then get Chad White to wear yellow, the international colour of piss fetishists, to advertise the fragrance Splash, which not only sounds like a euphemism for ‘having a piss’ but in English English is actually just one letter away from the word ‘slash’ (to have a piss), we really couldn’t say!
At least the tagline – ‘Some like it fresh’ – hints that if you are going to indulge in watersports then at least try to avoid the fermented overnight stuff.
Wonder what it smells like!