OK, fair dos, you got us, fair cop guv etc. We have strung this whole holiday thing out long enough and over as many continents as we possibly can, through steaming pool parties, encounters with A-listers on roofs in Beverly Hills, phone thefts, go-go boys, shopping sprees, Hollywood vampires and through the gutters of glittering London town. Now we’re back at our desks, looking good, feeling fine and with brand new underwear on.
So, come on! Let’s kick showbusiness ass! Or arse even!
Normal service will now be resumed...,