In the absence of not much except perhaps the PR stunt from the BBC to get more people to watch EastEnders, a show which is nothing short of shit (none of you is the Krays, get over it) and, seeing as we’re on the subject, so too is Come Fly With Me (word up; just wearing wigs and saying things isn’t funny. It helps, with comedies, if what comes out of your mouth is funny) (also in brackets; it’s a bit lame when the fly-on-the-wall documentary your comedy show is supposed to be taking the piss out of is funnier than your comedy show), we thought we’d bring you still footage of Luke Goss off-of Bros, naked.
Wasn’t that a well-rounded paragraph? People have been awarded the MBE for much less.
It’s from something. No idea what. What do you think this is, Celebrity Mastermind?
ps. Luke Goss shaves his balls. How do we know this? Because we asked him. It’s all about questions.
Luke, Goss, Bros, arse, and perhaps another word that has four letters. Like 'white wee'.,