You get your Art Director to fire up the Warhol-ise programme on his Apple Mac, that’s what you do. And hey bingo, you have the most predictable magazine cover since ‘Life’s a beach’ and ‘Mum’s the word’ or anything to do with Katie Price: The Real Story.
We would despair at the lack of creativity in magazines if we hadn’t already despaired a very long time ago (you can over-despair, you know). This treatment should never have been used after 1990 tops. Probably before that.
One can only imagine the quality of the ‘piece’ on Miss Kate Middleton inside. Still, ‘collectors’ will love it!