By admin on January 12, 2011
Now don’t get us wrong. We love a big gay Puerto Rican who feasts on men who are tops, but this is the point where we put our business bonnets on and discuss – no holds barred – Ricky Martin’s new video for his new song, ‘The Best Thing About Me Is You (We’ll Be The Judge Of That)’. It’s new.
The song itself is pretty and much like those crisps that come in a tube, one hit and you can’t stop humming. The video is all about equality which naturally makes us do this *drops trou’, takes a bow* but then, of course it was going to be about equality. There are gays and lez-ees and people with black lipstick and everything in there. And there are lots of pretty faces against a backdrop, which is all very the end bit of Michael Jackon’s ‘Black or White’ video. (It’s black, isn’t it? No, white. No black! White?)
And on the last count, we found six people in this video we’d like to bum. That’s a record. We haven’t been this excited since records began.
And it won’t sell. The kids haven’t been buying this sort of palaver since 1993. (more…)
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By admin on January 12, 2011
So, you know Vanilla Ice? The one-time rapper now reduced to Skates on Ice? Sort of hot but sort of ridiculous? With the ridiculous outweighing the hot? Well, apparently he dumped girlfriend Madonna because of the SEX book. Which is actually precisely when we started going out with her!
‘She was older than me and a great lover. She’s still the oldest person I’ve ever been with, so it was an experience,’ he told Rupert Murdoch’s News of the World (aka News of the Screws). ‘But I broke up with her after she printed that book because I was hurt to be an unwitting part of this slutty package.’
Honey, you should thank your lucky stars – daily! – to have been an unwitting part of that slutty package!
‘It was disgusting and cheap.’ What? In a bad way?
‘We were in a relationship, yet it looked like she was screwing all these other people.’ Yeah, it’s called acting love: everything you see in photographs is not reality based, documentary-style material. People are putting it on.
‘I thought she was taking pictures and running round naked because she was like that.’ She was *reminisces about the time Madonna really was like that*
‘Then when the book came out I was so embarrassed and ashamed.’ OK, so this is the singer of Ice Ice Baby saying he was embarrassed and ashamed?
‘She said she didn’t have sex with these men, but it looked like she was.’
We refer you to our previous comment about acting and rest our case and our tired fanny.
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By admin on January 12, 2011
Shut your mouth! Oh, you can’t.
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