1. It is directed by John Cameron Mitchell of Shortbus and Hedwig fame. A very lovely man who pines for the return of masturbation where only the imagination is used.
2. It stars Marion Cotillard looking exactly the way Katy Perry is selling every last bit of her soul to look like.
3. It also stars Sir Ian McKellen in a wheelchair.
4. John Cameron Mitchell has said that the Marion character is a cross between Louise Brooks, Mary Poppins and Jesus.
5. Marion emerges from an hourglass and gives her dressing room key to Sir Ian, who is in a wheelchair and looks very dashing.
6. Russell Tovey also stars.
7. Rock On by David Essex sounds amazing!
But you don’t need us to go through it with a fine-toothed comb. Not when you can see the whole extrava-ghaaanza for yourself over the jump…httpv://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YfyGjy5ajF8&feature=player_embedded#!