7 things we have to say about the new Lady Dior ad


1. It is directed by John Cameron Mitchell of Shortbus and Hedwig fame. A very lovely man who pines for the return of masturbation where only the imagination is used.

2. It stars Marion Cotillard looking exactly the way Katy Perry is selling every last bit of her soul to look like.

3. It also stars Sir Ian McKellen in a wheelchair.

4. John Cameron Mitchell has said that the Marion character is a cross between Louise Brooks, Mary Poppins and Jesus.

5. Marion emerges from an hourglass and gives her dressing room key to Sir Ian, who is in a wheelchair and looks very dashing.

6. Russell Tovey also stars.

7. Rock On by David Essex sounds amazing!

But you don’t need us to go through it with a fine-toothed comb. Not when you can see the whole extrava-ghaaanza for yourself over the jump…httpv://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YfyGjy5ajF8&feature=player_embedded#!

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9 comments to “7 things we have to say about the new Lady Dior ad”

  1. MAGFINICENT.

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  2. breathtaking. that final shot is just stunning.

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  3. They took the bench out of the London Eye (sponsored by Hovis) especially!

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  4. JCM really is quite the genius. and pocket sized too. perfect.

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  5. I keep thinking the guy on the still of the video thing before you hit play is Jack off-of Will & Grace! Gets me every tme.

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  6. Hasn’t Dame Sir Ian McKellen got lovely shiny lindas.

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  7. […] This post was mentioned on Twitter by Karen Krizanovich, Showbiz_i. Showbiz_i said: We featured that on showbiz_i about, oh, 2 weeks ago now! @Krizanovich Lady Dior ad…http://bit.ly/h7WdNe […]

  8. Marion Cottillard you say? Her best work is here:

    http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/5a52180b80/forehead-tittaes-w-marion-cotillard

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  9. Utterly lovely. What am I supposed to buy again?

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