‘Much is said about “equality and diversity” but it seems some people are more equal than others,’ says this one, Hazelmary Bull, after the law finds that she is not able to discriminate against the gays


Here she is in her best cardy. Hazelmary (aka Scarymary) Bull, landlady of all she surveys at some shithole down Cornwall way. But it’s not only a B&B open to the public (well, some of them), it’s also her family home.

So it turns out that Scary, even with the full weight of the Lord on her side, could still not win a small-scale earthly court case wherein she tried to defend her right to keep dirty gays off of her premises.

To cut a long, well-worn story down to size, she and her equally Christianous husband advertise their home to paying customers but when those paying customers turn out to like it on the brown side, she turns down their money, invokes the name of the Lord Baby Jesus and goes back to knitting chastity belts for the third world.

Only not in modern Britain, lady. Here everyone – even Christians! – are entitled to be treated as human beings. Which is why the two ‘vile’ (in the words of the Daily Mail commentators who are bleeding from their anuses with sheer fury as we type) gays who were turned down got £3,600 to spend on sex toys, rent boys and booze from court today.

Obviously, in a time-worn argument trotted out since Roman times, it’s the Christians who are the victims and what’s the world coming to when you can’t refuse gays. What’s next? You have to let blacks in? Then Irish?

In conclusion, we have just three words for Ms. Bull (oh, she’ll hate that. She’ll think we’re calling her a lesbian). Just three words. Ha, ha and ha.

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10 comments to “‘Much is said about “equality and diversity” but it seems some people are more equal than others,’ says this one, Hazelmary Bull, after the law finds that she is not able to discriminate against the gays”

  1. utter cunt

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  2. I was so pleased when I read about the judgment today. Actually gave me pride in the British justice system.

    As for the Daily Cunt, well, they’re a dying breed. Once upon a time the commentators would have been seen as the silent majority but now they’re only the vocal tin-pot minority.

    Also, her cardy is so fetch!

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  3. Oh my I’m Black Irish! I would like to see picture of the beautiful property as I am sure it is quite beautifully furnished. You can tell she has quite the sense of style and fashion by the lovely clothes and cutting edge hair cut. Probably has a lavish breakfast as well. I would love a two week Hols there! My husband and I will take two twin beds please. His name is Rodger. Jolly Rodger.

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  4. If I was to own a b&b I would want the right to turn away whoever I pleased… I do not understand the hype. It’s completely ridiculous what people are being policed on these days.

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  5. Oh dear. Their poor business. And in a recession too. They’ve been branded bigots by the court, but that’s not what is going to flush it down the pan.

    No-one, not even the most devout of religionists, is going to want THAT face serving them bacon, eggs and two fried slices first thing in the morning. That’s what’s going to ruin their B&B.

    And has anyone seen the state of the husband? Sheesh…

    http://www.advocate.com/uploadedImages/ADVOCATE/NEWS/2010/2010-12/2010-12-14/hotel.jpg

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  6. Wow … that’s worse than I’d imagined!

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  7. She actually did get her way in the end (no pun intended!) because which self-respecting friend of Dorothy would want to stay at her house anyway?!?! Imagine that at 7am at the breakfast table?!?! I’d rather pay rack rate at the Bates Motel !!!!!!

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  8. […] shit cartoon is the Daily Mail’s reaction to the tale of the B&B Cunts who don’t believe in the law of the land, only the law of the Baby Jesus. And when we say the […]

  9. These Christian bigots are not only repellent and ugly as Original Sin, but they’re damned stupid. On but, well, goes with the territory.

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  10. […] Two gays in question, who had the temerity to try and stay at the Bulls’ B&B that is open …. That’s because they had the law on their side – you know, that Equality Law that says if you’re offering a public service it has to be available to everyone. Blacks, Jews, gays, even Christians! […]

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