What was it Edina Monsoon said about morning television? That it was full of bossy women and castrated men? You said it, sister.
On This Morning they regularly dress hot young models up in nothing but some skimpy pants and then make them jump into water or bounce on a trampoline while that godawful old trout Denise Robertson (a League of Gentlemen character if ever we saw one) can judge the bounce of the bulge. Really! Hard to imagine, say, Frank Bough being allowed to judge girls bouncing in sports bras over morning Gypsy Creams, but there you have mid-morning television.
And today the producers went even further, asking one Mr. Louis Spence (who we have all the time in the world for) to remove hair from a range of naked men’s bottoms. In the mid-morning. On the telly.
Yes, people. This is what goes on while you are in gainful employment. Now, will you set that video?
Louis Spence removes hair from naked men's buttocks live on TV at about, ooh, 11.15 in the morning...,