Seeing as we’re saving time on not guessing who this famous is – though we have narrowed it down to UB40, Diana Ross and 19th Century star of stage and bed pans, Sarah Bernhardt – we can talk about the shorts. Which are shapeless, brown and finish just above the knee. Whatever for?
You may also note that Shia LaBeouf – Sheila Beef Curtains to his friends – has the same problem with his iPhone earphones that we do. In that that don’t stay in your ears for love nor bumming. So he’s gone for the up-and-over entry method. Those famouses are wily.
If we had the time or inclination, we'd turn this into a 'Guess who!' segment.,