Malaria is the new Kevin Bacon.


George Clooney malaria

Hello.

George Clooney – to some people the face of Nespresso, to others a big gay – has malaria. Had malaria. He doesn’t have malaria any more. But he did.

We know this because Piers Morgan Tweeted it, prior to his interview with George Clooney which airs today. Which, just to save everybody time, will be a bunch of bollocks.

‘BREAKING NEWS: George Clooney has contracted malaria following recent trip to Sudan. Reveals news on @PiersTonight tomorrow 9PM ET. More Clooney – it’s his 2nd bout of malaria. Taking medication but feeling rough.’

Then George said this:

‘This illustrates how with proper medication, the most lethal condition in Africa can be reduced to a bad ten days instead of a death sentence.’

And this is where we say something about Cheryl Cole.

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