And God has punished this rancid old homophobe by giving her (and we use that term loosely) the face of Gollum. After he’s had a stroke.


Melanie Phillips, homophobe

Melanie Phillips is one of those retarded cunts who goes on about the ‘gay agenda’. Anyone who uses the term ‘gay agenda’ is what is known in the business of showing off as a ‘paranoid moron’. Anyone who goes on about the ‘gay agenda’ is just, well, a dick.

And why is Melanie Phillips – writing in the Daily Mail (natch) and vying to be this year’s Jan Moir (she’s up there in the looks department!) – frothing at her fanny about this gay agenda which, if it’s so powerful and hell-bent on brainwashing those poor, impressionable children, why the hell weren’t we sent the memo? Hmmmn? Because those nice people in charge of education thought it would be a good idea to mention, when relevant, that being gay is not such a bad thing. You know, to stop the gay kids killing themselves because they may have the misfortune of growing up with parents like Melanie Phillips and the only place where they’re allowed to feel normal and accepted is at school.

You know, like, when during History – or Maths! It’s all pounds, shillings and pence to us – you’re learning about Alan Turing, arguably the single most important person in World War II and who just so happened to be gay and who just so happened to be persecuted (chemical castration, anyone?!) for being gay. The teacher might want to mention he’s gay, right? Might throw up a few interesting questions, right? Might teach the kids some good things, right? Oh but that’s gay brainwashing, according to Mel. Which rhymes with ‘cunt’.

It’s like learning about Martin Luther King but not mentioning he’s black. Or learning about Diana Ross and not mentioning the wind machine.

‘I have nothing against gay people,’ says Melanie Phillips, who is bad people.

‘The equality agenda [enough with the agenda, bitch!] is depriving Christians of their rights to live their lives in accordance with their principles.’

So there you have it in a crazy coconut shell. It is more important to Melanie Phillips that Christians be allowed to live their lives according to the hatred they feel in their hearts and the voices they hear in their heads, rather than children be treated as equal.

And let’s not even get started on the hair.

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10 comments to “And God has punished this rancid old homophobe by giving her (and we use that term loosely) the face of Gollum. After he’s had a stroke.”

  1. Oh, the Christian agenda is far more dangerous than any gay one. Plus, they don’t even get any glitter. No wonder they’re so fucking miserable

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  2. Vile, ignorant woman. Why exactly is she so scared of gays? What did they ever do to her? Like Tim says, the biggest, most evil threat in society is of religious intolerance, not telling kids in school that being gay isn’t such a big deal.
    This despicable woman needs to choose her battles more carefully.

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  3. She also needs to go to the hairdresser. My eyes are hurting.

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  4. I’ve checked my gay agenda for this month and it’s wall-to-wall bumming. There is no time to stop for a custard cream, let alone a Christian.

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  5. I wrote to her yesterday as follows:

    I’m writing to tell you that your article today about ‘the gay agenda’ is at best inflammatory for its own sake and at worst ignorant.

    You refer to gay inquisition and seemingly forget to mention that unlike the actual Inquisition which murdered jews, gays and ‘witches’ there are no gay rights organisations calling for the death penalty.

    The implication in your article is that school subjects will be dominated by a gay agenda. If you did any research for this piece you would know that contemporary life is frequently used in education to help children to contextualise their learning and aid understanding. You would also know that the examples you give ignore the hundreds of other similar context-based examples that aren’t about a ‘gay agenda’

    As for the matter of Dr Raabe I believe the concern is about the quality of his powers of reasoning, a Dr who flies in the face of all scientific study to claim that there is a direct link between homosexuality and paedophilia when no such link has ever been demonstrated by peer review.

    Finally, when gay children and gay adults are attacked for no reason other than being gay, as a society we have a long way to go. A good start might be for you to go back to school and learn about tolerance and critical thinking.

    Her response – Thanks for your message. Sorry you disagree.

    Best wishes

    Melanie

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  6. I’m proud of you Wendy, great letter.
    *punches heart*

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  8. At school the only reference to homosexuality we ever had was when I someone shouted ‘I’m going to kill you you fucking poof’ across the playground. Was that part of a gay agenda?

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  9. Exactly Coco. There has to be something evil within the likes of Melanie Phillips to find something heinous – so heinous she has to rant about it in the Daily Cunt/Hate/Fascist – about giving young gay people the chance to feel that they’re not alone in this world.
    Melanie Phillips is a vile, repugnant cunt of a woman. If I’d actually eaten since 1973 I’d throw up right now she disgusts me so.

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  10. I have a Christian Agenda. Please don’t hate me. It’s a black leather bound journal really. Oh, a Diary, thought jotter, artists doodle area, fabric swatches, condoms, some essential numbers…..

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