Melanie Phillips is one of those retarded cunts who goes on about the ‘gay agenda’. Anyone who uses the term ‘gay agenda’ is what is known in the business of showing off as a ‘paranoid moron’. Anyone who goes on about the ‘gay agenda’ is just, well, a dick.
And why is Melanie Phillips – writing in the Daily Mail (natch) and vying to be this year’s Jan Moir (she’s up there in the looks department!) – frothing at her fanny about this gay agenda which, if it’s so powerful and hell-bent on brainwashing those poor, impressionable children, why the hell weren’t we sent the memo? Hmmmn? Because those nice people in charge of education thought it would be a good idea to mention, when relevant, that being gay is not such a bad thing. You know, to stop the gay kids killing themselves because they may have the misfortune of growing up with parents like Melanie Phillips and the only place where they’re allowed to feel normal and accepted is at school.
You know, like, when during History – or Maths! It’s all pounds, shillings and pence to us – you’re learning about Alan Turing, arguably the single most important person in World War II and who just so happened to be gay and who just so happened to be persecuted (chemical castration, anyone?!) for being gay. The teacher might want to mention he’s gay, right? Might throw up a few interesting questions, right? Might teach the kids some good things, right? Oh but that’s gay brainwashing, according to Mel. Which rhymes with ‘cunt’.
It’s like learning about Martin Luther King but not mentioning he’s black. Or learning about Diana Ross and not mentioning the wind machine.
‘I have nothing against gay people,’ says Melanie Phillips, who is bad people.
‘The equality agenda [enough with the agenda, bitch!] is depriving Christians of their rights to live their lives in accordance with their principles.’
So there you have it in a crazy coconut shell. It is more important to Melanie Phillips that Christians be allowed to live their lives according to the hatred they feel in their hearts and the voices they hear in their heads, rather than children be treated as equal.
And let’s not even get started on the hair.
And God has punished this rancid old homophobe by giving her (and we use that term loosely) the face of Gollum. After he's had a stroke. ,