Could it be that it’s not white? No, no one wears white anymore. Even Kate Middleton’s thinking of going for peach.
Could it be that it’s see-through? No. All bride’s look like tuppenny tarts these days with their decolletage and their garters and their thongs.
Could it be that it’s a man? Hold on a minute. Now you mention it, it could be that.
Yes, ladies and germs, the star model in Jean Paul Gaultier’s women’s collection was a man. With a willy and all the right chromosomes and everything. And this is him. In a wedding dress. Has the world gone topsy-turvy?
His name is Andrej Pejic and he’s from somewhere. Or other.