The evolution of the mobile phone

Now, while we quite like the chunky ones (when did we not? *pats hair in style of Mae West*), we think that if your phone is any bigger than number three from the right, then you need an upgrade.

If your penis is any smaller than the third from the right, you also need an upgrade (not true, actually, we are equal opportunities entertainers when it comes to penises but we couldn’t let that quite easy joke go by what with this being a Friday afternoon and us having had Bucks Fizz for breakfast at a lesbian party. It’s all go here, you know…)

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