Even back in the days when Dame Clifford Richards and Olivia Neutron Bomb and Lulu were representing Her Majesty’s United Kingdom at Eurovision – you know, when there were six countries in it and we came second every year – we still got to choose the song.
This year, however, the BBC have gone all Mubarak on our back bottoms and have unilaterally chosen not only the artist but also the song.
The artist? (obviously there should be inverted commas in there though we do have a lot of time for the boys, especially Lee. And Duncan) Blue. The song? A Blue song called ‘I Can’.
So, that’s us told!