Is it a bird? Is it a plane? Is it a greedy bottom? Does it have as big a penis as Brandon Routh? Will the film be as shit as the last one? Whatever happened to tennis socks with the pom-poms on the back? No, it’s…. oh it’s gone.


Henry Cavill, Superman

Henry Cavill, renowned the world over for his work in The Tudors – which was like holding a mirror up to the 16th century. We didn’t know where to look! – has been cast as the new Superman.

Which means Brandon Routh, the old Superman, must be bummed out. Quite literally from what we hear.

Who said that?

The new Supee film is called Superman: Man of Steel, it will be out next year, and it will be directed by Zack Snyder off-of 300. Which is our 47th favourite number.

‘He’s got an amazing quality,’ said a movie executive (how do you become one of those? Do you drink something?) in a statement released today. ‘He doesn’t look too much like Reeve and Routh but he’s big and strong and he has a very modern feel to him.’

At which point studio executive patted his hair like Mae West.

Now let’s look at all the naked pictures we could find of Henry Cavill. The boy’s got to get used to it.


Henry Cavill naked


Henry Cavill naked


Henry Cavill naked


Henry Cavill ass

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  1. They had better drop the Scrappy-Do ‘Supes has a kid’ storyline from that last film like the steaming hot shit that it was. I am a super-superman fan, j’adore Supes, j’adore everything about him but that film was diabolical. Also no bloody Kevin Spacey. But yes please to more of Parker Posey. Also, Henry is v cute for Supes. Doesn’t have that SEN look that BR has/had.

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  2. Routh is now on Chuck and far better suited to it. Cavill is fantastic. Thanks for sharing those pics, some of his best work!

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  3. I love Henry Cavill so much. Great choice for the part!

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  4. A gorgeous Superman…..emphasis on MAN!! I’m off to buy a wig so that I can audition for the Lois Lane part!!
    [Love that pic of him at the beach!!!!!]

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