Today’s lucky winner is Brooks Perlin, who calls himself an ‘entrepreneur’. Ohmygod, so do we! He also has the whiff of Bradley Cooper about him. Ohmygod, do do we!
But his main purpose in life is stepping out with Katie Couric, whose own personal highlights include being bemused by celebrity fucktard Sarah Palin, and appearing in Will & Grace. She’s also making a cameo on Glee! The woman is a miracle.
But really, Brooks?
Now for the segment in which we look at a picture of a topless famous we've never heard of. ,