The partying potato has a new husband (well, soon…) and she’s never looked lumpier. Sorry, lovelier.


Here she is. The useless, talentless, lumpen bag of (too much skin) that is Scientologist Honeymonster Peaches Geldof with the man who will, no doubt, soon be her new husband. God help the poor bastard.

Chucking Peaches under one of her wide selection of chins is one Thomas Cohen, who, judging by the other photos we have seen of him posing artistically with a cigarette and lounging self-consciously on a bed where he no doubt has been obliged to do the nasty, is a bit of a knob. Which sort of goes without saying.

We wish them both the very best.

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5 comments to “The partying potato has a new husband (well, soon…) and she’s never looked lumpier. Sorry, lovelier.”

  1. She looks like someone’s fifty-year-old mum. And may I draw your attention to the gunt hanging out of the pants

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  2. Can you smell it coming off that picture.

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  3. Look at the fucking state of her, looking like a 57-year-old house wife in a diaphanous blouse. She’s making my bowels move.

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  4. My mother is 68 years old. She looks more put together and has more dignity in her pinky than this — this — person (?) would have even if there were two of her. Gods forbid.

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  5. I thought she and that “director” Eli Roth “she is a talented writer”(translation she has good penmenship) were engaged. How did that not last. Well, it’s hard to keep a good woman tied down,,,,,

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