Someone once said – and he was touched inappropriately for it – that you can never have too much of a good thing.
He wasn’t talking about these pants, which are going by the name of DIM 3D Flex. As far as acronyms go, it’s not a great one. So not great, in fact, we can’t even find the time to find out what it stands for. As far as the 3D bit is concerned, if that’s 3D, we’re Diana Ross and The Supremes. As for the Flex? We’ll be the judge of that.
There is neither rhyme, nor reason, nor Reese’s Pieces for these. We would, however, bum the gentlemen modelling said redundant pants in the following order:
1) All at the same time.
ps. Watch them move! It’s sexual objectification and we may just get the sack.
Another day, another underwear brand. (This is getting quite regular. Almost like toilet-going.),